Have you ever seen a bigger gary stu? Self-Insert fanfiction protagonists are more modest.

Sans’ dialogue consists almost entirely of stupid puns written in Comic Sans. What more do I have to say?

FUCK OFF, GARVEY. I ALREADY HELPED THAT SETTLEMENT.

The personification of empty angst, aimless violence with not even one ounce of actual characterization.

Boat.

Alphys is an awkward fujoshi who interrupts your game every 15 seconds to spam you with her tweets. She can rot in hell.

Oh my god a QT female sniper who never backtalks me, take my money Kojima-san

That blue haired bitch from life is gays

I'd rather nuke Boston than help this bastard.

The Japanese Claptrap.