Amiibos are mandatory. Playing is not.

We know you would probably like to see more. In full HD. Without motion blur. In 60fps. However, that would detract from the cinematic experience this game is meant to have. Don't be a such a fucking philistine.

A childish story for a game about creativity and non-linear gameplay.

Let's copy the game we have and add cloth rags and blood.

Pretentious storyline, almost no gameplay, trying to ride on both Bioshock: Infinite and The Walking Dead's coat tails. Fails at it.

It's the Star Wars sequel we always wanted... and are still waiting for.

It passed bug testing and all other requirements before being released, and in that self, is kind of worth praising

An unconvincing story that was forced out by Bethesda, only to be filled to the brim with cringeworthy bugs and more broken promises from Todd. Again.

With dialogue clogged with terrible attempts at “humor”, pseudo 8-bit graphics, and one of the worst fanbases in recent history, Undertale tries to deliver a fresh JRPG-style experience and falls flat on its face.

No playerbase and more DLC than day-one content made this game dead on arrival.

Take a police station confession, chop it into pieces, and hide them in a database. The "game" is nothing more than a one-woman crime confession chopped into out-of-order video clips.

A game so bad it had to be re-released with refunds. And it still didn't work.

No, Snake, you are the demons.

More jump scares for melodramatic LPers.

Oh boy, we have a lot of things in common. We're not important, fucking hate this world, and believe no life is worth saving!